Jokes.

hmm. this is about Muthu.

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "

*ZADAO!*

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****

.........=.=

*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why."
Wife : ?????????

=.=. COLD lahhh..!


*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."

*****
ahhh. muthu is so clever lah.

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."
*****


hahahahaha. OMG! LOL

thank you xin yi for sending me this email. hahaha

there're still some. i didn't copy all.
these are the funniest one. haha.




I want to watch ASTRO AEC at 8pm later! ahhh. no astro =.= lol.
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